No. 0. Quote: 
Save energy: be apathetic.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Someone is speaking well of you.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
When in doubt, tell the truth.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 9. Quote: 
The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You will be successful in love.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
	-- by Charles Dickens

	A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
	like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
	lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
	-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

	A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
	feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
	-- by Homer

	After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 14. Quote: 
April 1

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 15. Quote: 
You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You are not dead yet.  But watch for further reports.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Your aim is high and to the right.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A:	Because it was on the other side.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You will gain money by a fattening action.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.