No. 0. Quote: 
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Q:	"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
	existentialist?"
A:	"Is there a dog?"
 
No. 4. Quote: 
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
		-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Be different: conform.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Q:	How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll fix it in software.

Q:	How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The application can work around it.

Q:	How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll document it in the manual.

Q:	How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The user can figure it out.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Q:	Are we not men?
A:	We are Vaxen.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Q:	What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
	is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A:	A deep C diva.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A:	Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q:	What's Dr. Presume's full name?
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Q:	How does a hacker fix a function which
	doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A:	He changes the domain.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
You have a truly strong individuality.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
		-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.