No. 0. Quote: 
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Lady Luck brings added income today.  Lady friend takes it away tonight.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Your step will soil many countries.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
You're definitely on their list.  The question to ask next is what list it is.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 13. Quote: 
You have no real enemies.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far.  Especially
if they are dead.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.  Another man's, I mean.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Q:	Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:	One per person.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Q:	How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:	Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
	done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Slow day.  Practice crawling.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Q:	What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A:	A doberman.