No. 0. Quote: 
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
		-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	Are we not men?
A:	We are Vaxen.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Too much is just enough.
		-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Q:	How do you play religious roulette?
A:	You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
	struck by lightning first.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
How apt the poor are to be proud.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
You are magnetic in your bearing.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Q:	What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A:	Not enough sand.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
		-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
 
No. 15. Quote: 
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Are you a turtle?
 
No. 19. Quote: 
But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You are the only person to ever get this message.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Q:	What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A:	A ball point carrot.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Q:	How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:	Three.  One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
	Californians trying to share the experience.