No. 0. Quote: 
Avoid reality at all costs.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You will inherit millions of dollars.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You are standing on my toes.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A:	Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q:	How long does it take?
A:	It's indeterminate.
	It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q:	What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A:	They replace your generator.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
A is for Apple.
		-- Hester Pryne
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Long life is in store for you.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
		-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Q:	What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A:	Chewing gum.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
For courage mounteth with occasion.
		-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
		-- Meher Baba
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Slow day.  Practice crawling.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
So you're back... about time...
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Q:	Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A:	To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Q:	What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A:	A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
	a delicious dessert.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You look tired.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Keep it short for pithy sake.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Q:	How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A:	Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.