No. 0. Quote: 
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
The time is right to make new friends.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
	A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?"  Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You now have Asian Flu.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A:	Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You should go home.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Q:	Why haven't you graduated yet?
A:	Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
	my dissertation to rhyme.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
		-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Today is what happened to yesterday.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
To be or not to be.
		-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
		-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
		-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
		-- Sinatra
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
 
No. 15. Quote: 
	A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?"  Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
 
No. 16. Quote: 
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
		-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Tempt not a desperate man.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
 
No. 18. Quote: 
The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted
sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first
time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve
into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent
with Basil.
		-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves
possess.
		-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Are you a turtle?
 
No. 21. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A:	Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q:	What's Dr. Presume's full name?
 
No. 22. Quote: 
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.