No. 0. Quote: 
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
		-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:	A corpse.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Q:	Why do WASPs play golf ?
A:	So they can dress like pimps.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted
armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
		-- Ernest Hemingway
 
No. 7. Quote: 
A is for Apple.
		-- Hester Pryne
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Your supervisor is thinking about you.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 11. Quote: 
I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
		-- T.S. Eliot
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Q:	What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A:	A doberman.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."
		-- Shakespeare
 
No. 14. Quote: 
"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."
		-- Shakespeare
 
No. 15. Quote: 
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel.  And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
		-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to powerfail recovery.]
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Q:	What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A:	Dating a Canadian.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Don't get to bragging.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Q:	Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A:	You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
	gets all the credit.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Q:	How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"