No. 0. Quote: 
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You're definitely on their list.  The question to ask next is what list it is.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
 
No. 3. Quote: 
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:	"The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
		sunglasses?
A:	Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
I reverently believe that the maker who made us all  makes everything in New
England, but the weather.  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere
if they don't get it.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Are you sure the back door is locked?
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a
rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2,
to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the
manuscript of his forthcoming book.  No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2
admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 11. Quote: 
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
	-- by Charles Dickens

	A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
	like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
	lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
	-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

	A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
	feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
	-- by Homer

	After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Long life is in store for you.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
You are always busy.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
So this is it.  We're going to die.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
So you're back... about time...
 
No. 21. Quote: 
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into
use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather
which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.