No. 0. Quote: 
Knock, knock!
	Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
	Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You will live to see your grandchildren.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Cold hands, no gloves.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You are always busy.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Q:	How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:	Take away his credit cards.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
 
No. 14. Quote: 
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Q:	What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:	A corpse.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Q:	What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A:	Not enough sand.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?  It is because we
are not the person involved.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13
A:	Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q:	Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
		-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"