No. 0. Quote: 
Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Q:	What is purple and commutes?
A:	An Abelian grape.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Q:	What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
	plays like a monkey?
A:	Nothing.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
You should go home.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
You are magnetic in your bearing.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Q:	How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:	Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
	done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Q:	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.  Now, if
	you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You are going to have a new love affair.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Is that really YOU that is reading this?
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Avoid reality at all costs.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Just to have it is enough.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.  The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me.  I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach.  Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!
		-- Charles Dickens
 
No. 24. Quote: 
I do desire we may be better strangers.
		-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"