No. 0. Quote: 
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You now have Asian Flu.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Just to have it is enough.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
 
No. 11. Quote: 
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
		-- Blaise Pascal
 
No. 13. Quote: 
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far.  Especially
if they are dead.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Q:	What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A:	Open other end.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You are fairminded, just and loving.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
		-- Samuel Johnson
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Slow day.  Practice crawling.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.