No. 0. Quote: 
Q:	How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:	When his lips move.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You have no real enemies.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
There was a phone call for you.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed
down-stairs a step at a time.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Q:	What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A:	A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
	a delicious dessert.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A:	Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q:	What's Dr. Presume's full name?
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Q:	What do monsters eat?
A:	Things.

Q:	What do monsters drink?
A:	Coke.  (Because Things go better with Coke.)
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Big book, big bore.
		-- Callimachus
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind.  Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
		-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
 
No. 18. Quote: 
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
		-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
 
No. 23. Quote: 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has
only nine lives.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.