No. 0. Quote: 
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You will be married within a year.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:	He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Q:	What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A:	A ball point carrot.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
You will have a long and boring life.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
		-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
 
No. 13. Quote: 
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
		-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
 
No. 14. Quote: 
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 15. Quote: 
You tread upon my patience.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You will be successful in love.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
		-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Q:	What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A:	A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
	a delicious dessert.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Too much is just enough.
		-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
 
No. 21. Quote: 
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Q:	What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
	lawyer in the road?
A:	There are skid marks in front of the dog.