No. 0. Quote: 
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
		-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
		-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
 
No. 4. Quote: 
You have no real enemies.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You will be married within a year.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed.  Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
		-- Bastian B. Bux
 
No. 8. Quote: 
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
		-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Things past redress and now with me past care.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
		-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
 
No. 14. Quote: 
For a light heart lives long.
		-- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
No. 15. Quote: 
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
	-- by Charles Dickens

	A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
	like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
	lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
	-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

	A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
	feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
	-- by Homer

	After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You will inherit millions of dollars.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 18. Quote: 
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
		-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
You have been selected for a secret mission.