No. 0. Quote: 
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 1. Quote: 
A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
This life is yours.  Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Q:	What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A:	A dinner party.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
		-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Q:	What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A:	You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien
 
No. 24. Quote: 
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
		-- Mark Twain