No. 0. Quote: 
Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
		-- Samuel Johnson
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Q:	What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A:	A stick.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Q:	What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A:	Zorn's Lemon.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
	"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
	"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
	"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
	"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'"
		-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
 
No. 5. Quote: 
So this is it.  We're going to die.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You enjoy the company of other people.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A:	Because it was on the other side.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
 
No. 10. Quote: 
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 11. Quote: 
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 12. Quote: 
You will have a long and boring life.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
The time is right to make new friends.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:	"The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
		sunglasses?
A:	Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Q:	What is green and lives in the ocean?
A:	Moby Pickle.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
	You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
		-- Sherlock Holmes