No. 0. Quote: 
Q:	Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A:	Easy.  It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
	bottles into the typewriter.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
Q:	What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A:	A nervous wreck.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:	He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
 
No. 7. Quote: 
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
		-- Shakespeare
 
No. 8. Quote: 
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
		-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You have been selected for a secret mission.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:	He was giving it last rites.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
Best of all is never to have been born.  Second best is to die soon.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Stay away from flying saucers today.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4
A:	Go west, young man, go west!
Q:	What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
 
No. 16. Quote: 
Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:	"The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
		sunglasses?
A:	Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Q:	"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
	existentialist?"
A:	"Is there a dog?"
 
No. 21. Quote: 
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 23. Quote: 
You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.