No. 0. Quote: 
You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.
 
No. 1. Quote: 
Q:	What is green and lives in the ocean?
A:	Moby Pickle.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
No. 3. Quote: 
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
 
No. 7. Quote: 
You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
 
No. 10. Quote: 
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
You have a truly strong individuality.
 
No. 12. Quote: 
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
Q:	How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	Fifteen.  One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
	GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
	of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally
	left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:.....
	consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".
 
No. 14. Quote: 
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
 
No. 15. Quote: 
Q:	What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A:	You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
Keep it short for pithy sake.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
You now have Asian Flu.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
 
No. 20. Quote: 
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel.  And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
		-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to powerfail recovery.]
 
No. 23. Quote: 
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to system overview.]

 
No. 24. Quote: 
Stop!  There was first a game of blindman's buff.  Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots.  My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it.  The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.