No. 0. Quote: Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't. -- Mark Twain No. 1. Quote: You'll feel much better once you've given up hope. No. 2. Quote: I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, Like a bright exhalation in the evening And no man see me more. -- Shakespeare No. 3. Quote: Excellent time to become a missing person. No. 4. Quote: You will be given a post of trust and responsibility. No. 5. Quote: Everything will be just tickety-boo today. No. 6. Quote: Never give an inch! No. 7. Quote: You are going to have a new love affair. No. 8. Quote: You will contract a rare disease. No. 9. Quote: You have a truly strong individuality. No. 10. Quote: Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways. No. 11. Quote: Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year. No. 12. Quote: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. No. 13. Quote: Your domestic life may be harmonious. No. 14. Quote: You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend. No. 15. Quote: Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake. No. 16. Quote: You will soon forget this. No. 17. Quote: Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. No. 18. Quote: Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks. No. 19. Quote: You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first. No. 20. Quote: You will outgrow your usefulness. No. 21. Quote: You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message. No. 22. Quote: Never give an inch! No. 23. Quote: Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. No. 24. Quote: You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.