No. 0. Quote: 
Patch griefs with proverbs.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
 
No. 1. Quote: 
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
 
No. 2. Quote: 
You will be run over by a beer truck.
 
No. 3. Quote: 
Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until
drops of blood form on your forehead.
		-- Gene Fowler
 
No. 4. Quote: 
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
 
No. 5. Quote: 
Don't plan any hasty moves.  You'll be evicted soon anyway.
 
No. 6. Quote: 
Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
 
No. 7. Quote: 
You are going to have a new love affair.
 
No. 8. Quote: 
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
 
No. 9. Quote: 
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.  Another man's, I mean.
		-- Mark Twain
 
No. 10. Quote: 
Q:	Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:	To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
 
No. 11. Quote: 
Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
		-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
 
No. 12. Quote: 
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
 
No. 13. Quote: 
You will forget that you ever knew me.
 
No. 14. Quote: 
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 
No. 15. Quote: 
You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
 
No. 16. Quote: 
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
 
No. 17. Quote: 
Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
 
No. 18. Quote: 
Q:	Why did the WASP cross the road?
A:	To get to the middle.
 
No. 19. Quote: 
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed.  Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
		-- Bastian B. Bux
 
No. 20. Quote: 
You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
 
No. 21. Quote: 
Many pages make a thick book.
 
No. 22. Quote: 
Long life is in store for you.
 
No. 23. Quote: 
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
 
No. 24. Quote: 
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A:	To be or not to be.
Q:	What is the square root of 4b^2?