417 - Fortune Quotes - 27-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-27-03-2016_120001.txt

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The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain

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418 - Fortune Quotes - 26-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-26-03-2016_120002.txt

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Blow it out your ear.

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You will be married within a year.
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419 - Fortune Quotes - 25-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-25-03-2016_120001.txt

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While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.

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420 - Fortune Quotes - 24-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-24-03-2016_120002.txt

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man
who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that
there were too many prehistoric toads in it.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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421 - Fortune Quotes - 23-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-23-03-2016_120002.txt

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
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422 - Fortune Quotes - 22-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-22-03-2016_120002.txt

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Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

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423 - Fortune Quotes - 21-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-21-03-2016_120002.txt

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You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

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Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
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424 - Fortune Quotes - 20-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-20-03-2016_120001.txt

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Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain

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425 - Fortune Quotes - 19-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-19-03-2016_120002.txt

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You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

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Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
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426 - Fortune Quotes - 18-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-18-03-2016_120001.txt

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Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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427 - Fortune Quotes - 17-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-17-03-2016_120001.txt

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For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

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428 - 好的运气可以多大程度成就一个人 - lucks.txt



让我想起了表哥...
高考考了三百来分，本来准备不上学了去开大货车，结果开了几天太累受不了，来求我爸给他随便找个学校上。
当时本省最好的大学开函授班（好像是不给学位的那种，给钱就能上），于是我爸找了人让他去上那个。
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429 - 女生宿舍奇妙故事 - girls.txt

每天晚上我和老公在小区里跑步时，总会聊到一些莫名其妙的问题。比如看到轻松超越我们的泰迪犬，我会问他，和自然界其他生物相比，人不能上天入海，不能攀援树顶也没有如风速度，力量之弱更不用说，为什么却成了这世界的地主。老公说生理上的缺陷用头脑来弥补。我忙说，那么同理可得，女人在生理上弱势于男人，因此女人在家庭里也应当是主人。他说你们的头脑不是胜在智慧，而是胜在复杂。
就这样，我用了五圈的慢跑，给他讲我所知道的，女人那朵复杂的脑花开出的奇妙故事。

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孟蒙和我很有缘分，同年同月同日生，名字的构成也差不多。我们不读同一所学校，两家外婆是邻居，因此在无亲无故的北京城，被外婆们要求相互照顾。第一次约见面已是大一的深秋，她说陪我聊聊吧，我要疯。
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430 - Fortune Quotes - 16-03-2016_120003 - fortune-quotes-16-03-2016_120003.txt

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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.

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431 - Fortune Quotes - 15-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-15-03-2016_120002.txt

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Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

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Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
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432 - 你是不是待在一家穷逼公司 - poor-company.txt

穷逼公司的种类有很多，判断你是不是待在一家穷逼公司，最简单的一个方法是看“梦想”这个词出现的频率，“梦想”一词出现的频率越高，你进入了一家穷逼公司的可能性越大。

这个世界上所有的危险都是有警报存在的，哪怕极其微小，近乎不存在，但警报确实存在着，用你听不到的声音铃声大作。如果你仔细回忆的话，在你即将进入穷逼公司的时候，警报声其实就已经响起了，它被梦想这个词牵动——在你应该谈钱的时候，如果梦想这个词汇出现了——恭喜你，你即将踏入的这个地方会是你人生中一个不大不小的噩梦。

梦想当然是无罪的，虽然我不觉得梦想本身有什么好伟大的，虽然多数人并不拥有，但无论对于拥有还是未能拥有的人来说，它都至少不是一个贬义词，但是很可惜的是，在穷逼公司，梦想这个词是钱的替代品，它和金钱此消彼长，并且充当着粉饰太平的作用，将一切龌龊掩盖在这两个字的底下。
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