426 - Fortune Quotes - 18-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-18-03-2016_120001.txt

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Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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427 - Fortune Quotes - 17-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-17-03-2016_120001.txt

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For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

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428 - 好的运气可以多大程度成就一个人 - lucks.txt



让我想起了表哥...
高考考了三百来分，本来准备不上学了去开大货车，结果开了几天太累受不了，来求我爸给他随便找个学校上。
当时本省最好的大学开函授班（好像是不给学位的那种，给钱就能上），于是我爸找了人让他去上那个。
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429 - 女生宿舍奇妙故事 - girls.txt

每天晚上我和老公在小区里跑步时，总会聊到一些莫名其妙的问题。比如看到轻松超越我们的泰迪犬，我会问他，和自然界其他生物相比，人不能上天入海，不能攀援树顶也没有如风速度，力量之弱更不用说，为什么却成了这世界的地主。老公说生理上的缺陷用头脑来弥补。我忙说，那么同理可得，女人在生理上弱势于男人，因此女人在家庭里也应当是主人。他说你们的头脑不是胜在智慧，而是胜在复杂。
就这样，我用了五圈的慢跑，给他讲我所知道的，女人那朵复杂的脑花开出的奇妙故事。

1、
孟蒙和我很有缘分，同年同月同日生，名字的构成也差不多。我们不读同一所学校，两家外婆是邻居，因此在无亲无故的北京城，被外婆们要求相互照顾。第一次约见面已是大一的深秋，她说陪我聊聊吧，我要疯。
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430 - Fortune Quotes - 16-03-2016_120003 - fortune-quotes-16-03-2016_120003.txt

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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.

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431 - Fortune Quotes - 15-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-15-03-2016_120002.txt

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Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

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Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
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432 - 你是不是待在一家穷逼公司 - poor-company.txt

穷逼公司的种类有很多，判断你是不是待在一家穷逼公司，最简单的一个方法是看“梦想”这个词出现的频率，“梦想”一词出现的频率越高，你进入了一家穷逼公司的可能性越大。

这个世界上所有的危险都是有警报存在的，哪怕极其微小，近乎不存在，但警报确实存在着，用你听不到的声音铃声大作。如果你仔细回忆的话，在你即将进入穷逼公司的时候，警报声其实就已经响起了，它被梦想这个词牵动——在你应该谈钱的时候，如果梦想这个词汇出现了——恭喜你，你即将踏入的这个地方会是你人生中一个不大不小的噩梦。

梦想当然是无罪的，虽然我不觉得梦想本身有什么好伟大的，虽然多数人并不拥有，但无论对于拥有还是未能拥有的人来说，它都至少不是一个贬义词，但是很可惜的是，在穷逼公司，梦想这个词是钱的替代品，它和金钱此消彼长，并且充当着粉饰太平的作用，将一切龌龊掩盖在这两个字的底下。
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433 - Fortune Quotes - 14-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-14-03-2016_120002.txt

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Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
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434 - AlphaGo第97手失误，李世石为人类赢下荣誉之战 - alphago.txt

3月13日，万人瞩目的人机大战进入第四轮。根据5局3胜制，连败三场的李世石已经提前告负，但大家仍希望“人类的代表”能赢下一场，为人类挽回一点尊严。

中午12点，比赛在韩国首尔钟路区四季酒店开始。AlphaGo执黑先行，激战中李世石敏锐捕捉到战机，顺利吃住黑棋七子，逐渐获得主动权。

AlphaGo在落后情况下，下出黑第97手的极端无理的棋。居然走到左下角两颗白棋中间处，李世石白第98果断吃掉这颗无理的黑子。曹大元在看到这手臭棋后，激动万分，笑言：难道Alphago得了狂犬病?
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435 - Fortune Quotes - 13-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-13-03-2016_120001.txt

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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

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436 - Fortune Quotes - 12-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-12-03-2016_120001.txt

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Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick"
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437 - Fortune Quotes - 11-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-11-03-2016_120002.txt

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At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achievement,
especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously
-- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being
in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching
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438 - Fortune Quotes - 10-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-10-03-2016_120002.txt

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I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

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439 - Fortune Quotes - 09-03-2016_120004 - fortune-quotes-09-03-2016_120004.txt

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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

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440 - Fortune Quotes - 08-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-08-03-2016_120001.txt

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We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
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441 - Fortune Quotes - 07-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-07-03-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.

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442 - Fortune Quotes - 06-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-06-03-2016_120002.txt

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Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

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