474 - Fortune Quotes - 09-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-09-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

No. 1. Quote:
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
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475 - 猴年春晚的蝴蝶效应 - chunwan2016.txt

1) 今年刚毕业的小李在春节这天摇了 328 次微信，打开了 523 次支付宝，最后红包总计收入 13.50 元，前后四个小时什么都没干。

2) 经此猴年春晚一役，中国有数千万青年一夜之间手臂变粗，并有数百万人练就「金手指」绝技，驰名日本的加藤鹰先生从此失业。

3) 某公司美女财务年终业绩考评不佳，奖金少发了一个月。春节这天，她潜伏在公司数百个群里，一天不吃不喝抢红包赚到 9300 元，出了一口恶气。节后，她成功转岗，任职手机 App 测试工程师。
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476 - Fortune Quotes - 08-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-08-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

No. 1. Quote:
You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
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477 - Fortune Quotes - 07-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-07-02-2016_120001.txt

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Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]

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478 - Fortune Quotes - 06-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-06-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain

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479 - 穷养 - poverty.txt

前几天给我家猫喂了只猫罐头，吃素的小四只闻闻就走开，喜肉的大猫和老六挤着吃完手心大的两坨。小四是男的，大猫和老六是女的。我不知道是不是天性使然，女猫比较馋。

过了半天，老六把盆底又舔了一遍。盆早空了，只是还有余味。我听着她沙沙的舔盆声，无动于衷。反正不会给她再开一只罐头。

第二天，老六一早就发出“宝宝心里苦”的惨叫。在厨房，冰箱和猫盆之间徘徊，坐立不安。好像少女在寻找消失的爱人。“我不会给你罐头的。你不能老吃罐头。”我冷冷地对她说。她生气了，离我远远地呆着，对召唤充耳不闻。
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480 - Fortune Quotes - 05-02-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-05-02-2016_120002.txt

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The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
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481 - 英国30个小时免费幼儿园的新政策 - 30-hour.txt

具体申请情况: 在英国怎么样申请每周15/30小时免费的幼托服务?

2015年年底英政府正式宣布，将从2016年九月份开始按步骤实现加倍提供免费的幼托服务，引起了很多家长的关注，它并不是想象中的那么简单，我们现在就来看看究竟。

政府从2016年九月份将开始陆续实行每周免费的托儿翻一番的计划，从而达到30小时每周。这个计划是针对3岁和4岁的儿童的。我们现在所知的具体情况如下：
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482 - Fortune Quotes - 04-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-04-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!

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483 - Fortune Quotes - 03-02-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-03-02-2016_120002.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

No. 1. Quote:
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
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484 - Fortune Quotes - 02-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-02-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

No. 1. Quote:
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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