Fortune Quotes - 02-01-2016_025237

No. 0. Quote:
Save energy: be apathetic.

No. 1. Quote:
Someone is speaking well of you.

No. 2. Quote:
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

No. 3. Quote:
When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain

No. 4. Quote:
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

No. 5. Quote:
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

No. 6. Quote:
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

No. 7. Quote:
Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 8. Quote:
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain

No. 9. Quote:
The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

No. 10. Quote:
You will be successful in love.

No. 11. Quote:
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens

A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
-- by Homer

After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

No. 12. Quote:
You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

No. 13. Quote:
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain

No. 14. Quote:
April 1

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 15. Quote:
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

No. 16. Quote:
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.

No. 17. Quote:
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

No. 18. Quote:
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

No. 19. Quote:
Your aim is high and to the right.

No. 20. Quote:
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.

No. 21. Quote:
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 22. Quote:
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.

No. 23. Quote:
You will gain money by a fattening action.

No. 24. Quote:
You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.