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No. 0. Quote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
No. 1. Quote:
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
No. 2. Quote:
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
No. 3. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 4. Quote:
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
No. 5. Quote:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
No. 6. Quote:
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
No. 7. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
No. 8. Quote:
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
No. 9. Quote:
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
No. 10. Quote:
Be different: conform.
No. 11. Quote:
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
No. 12. Quote:
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
No. 13. Quote:
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
No. 14. Quote:
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.
No. 15. Quote:
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
No. 16. Quote:
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
No. 18. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
No. 19. Quote:
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
No. 21. Quote:
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
No. 22. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.
No. 23. Quote:
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
No. 24. Quote:
Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 427 Views, 24892 Search Bots | 429 Words Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
No. 1. Quote:
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
No. 2. Quote:
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
No. 3. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 4. Quote:
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
No. 5. Quote:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
No. 6. Quote:
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
No. 7. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
No. 8. Quote:
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
No. 9. Quote:
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
No. 10. Quote:
Be different: conform.
No. 11. Quote:
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
No. 12. Quote:
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
No. 13. Quote:
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
No. 14. Quote:
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.
No. 15. Quote:
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
No. 16. Quote:
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
No. 18. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
No. 19. Quote:
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
No. 21. Quote:
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
No. 22. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.
No. 23. Quote:
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
No. 24. Quote:
Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
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