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No. 0. Quote:
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
No. 1. Quote:
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
No. 2. Quote:
Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
No. 3. Quote:
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
No. 4. Quote:
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
No. 5. Quote:
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain
No. 6. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
No. 7. Quote:
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 8. Quote:
Your step will soil many countries.
No. 9. Quote:
You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
No. 10. Quote:
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
No. 11. Quote:
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
No. 12. Quote:
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain
No. 13. Quote:
You have no real enemies.
No. 14. Quote:
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
No. 15. Quote:
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
No. 16. Quote:
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain
No. 17. Quote:
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
No. 18. Quote:
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
No. 19. Quote:
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
No. 21. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
No. 22. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.
No. 23. Quote:
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
No. 24. Quote:
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 358 Views, 27594 Search Bots | 407 Words Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
No. 1. Quote:
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
No. 2. Quote:
Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
No. 3. Quote:
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
No. 4. Quote:
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
No. 5. Quote:
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain
No. 6. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
No. 7. Quote:
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 8. Quote:
Your step will soil many countries.
No. 9. Quote:
You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
No. 10. Quote:
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
No. 11. Quote:
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
No. 12. Quote:
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain
No. 13. Quote:
You have no real enemies.
No. 14. Quote:
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
No. 15. Quote:
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
No. 16. Quote:
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain
No. 17. Quote:
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
No. 18. Quote:
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
No. 19. Quote:
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
No. 21. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
No. 22. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.
No. 23. Quote:
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
No. 24. Quote:
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
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