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No. 0. Quote:
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
No. 1. Quote:
Today is what happened to yesterday.
No. 2. Quote:
So this is it. We're going to die.
No. 3. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 4. Quote:
Many pages make a thick book.
No. 5. Quote:
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
No. 6. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
No. 7. Quote:
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
No. 8. Quote:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
No. 9. Quote:
Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
No. 10. Quote:
Stay away from flying saucers today.
No. 11. Quote:
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
No. 12. Quote:
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
No. 13. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 14. Quote:
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
No. 15. Quote:
Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
No. 16. Quote:
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
No. 18. Quote:
Someone is speaking well of you.
How unusual!
No. 19. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 20. Quote:
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
No. 21. Quote:
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
-- Mark Twain
No. 22. Quote:
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
No. 23. Quote:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
No. 24. Quote:
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 378 Views, 27580 Search Bots | 488 Words Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
No. 1. Quote:
Today is what happened to yesterday.
No. 2. Quote:
So this is it. We're going to die.
No. 3. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 4. Quote:
Many pages make a thick book.
No. 5. Quote:
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
No. 6. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
No. 7. Quote:
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
No. 8. Quote:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
No. 9. Quote:
Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
No. 10. Quote:
Stay away from flying saucers today.
No. 11. Quote:
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
No. 12. Quote:
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
No. 13. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 14. Quote:
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
No. 15. Quote:
Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
No. 16. Quote:
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
No. 18. Quote:
Someone is speaking well of you.
How unusual!
No. 19. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 20. Quote:
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
No. 21. Quote:
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
-- Mark Twain
No. 22. Quote:
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
No. 23. Quote:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
No. 24. Quote:
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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