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No. 0. Quote:
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
No. 1. Quote:
The time is right to make new friends.
No. 2. Quote:
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
No. 3. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.
No. 4. Quote:
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
No. 5. Quote:
You should go home.
No. 6. Quote:
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
No. 7. Quote:
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
No. 8. Quote:
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
No. 9. Quote:
Today is what happened to yesterday.
No. 10. Quote:
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
No. 11. Quote:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
No. 12. Quote:
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
No. 13. Quote:
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
No. 14. Quote:
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
No. 15. Quote:
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
No. 16. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 17. Quote:
Tempt not a desperate man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
No. 18. Quote:
The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted
sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first
time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve
into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent
with Basil.
-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
No. 19. Quote:
Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
No. 20. Quote:
Are you a turtle?
No. 21. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
No. 22. Quote:
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
No. 23. Quote:
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain
No. 24. Quote:
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 449 Views, 26491 Search Bots | 454 Words You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
No. 1. Quote:
The time is right to make new friends.
No. 2. Quote:
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
No. 3. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.
No. 4. Quote:
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
No. 5. Quote:
You should go home.
No. 6. Quote:
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
No. 7. Quote:
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
No. 8. Quote:
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
No. 9. Quote:
Today is what happened to yesterday.
No. 10. Quote:
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
No. 11. Quote:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
No. 12. Quote:
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
No. 13. Quote:
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
No. 14. Quote:
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
No. 15. Quote:
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
No. 16. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 17. Quote:
Tempt not a desperate man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
No. 18. Quote:
The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted
sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first
time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve
into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent
with Basil.
-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
No. 19. Quote:
Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
No. 20. Quote:
Are you a turtle?
No. 21. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
No. 22. Quote:
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
No. 23. Quote:
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain
No. 24. Quote:
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
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