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No. 0. Quote:
Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
No. 1. Quote:
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson
No. 2. Quote:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
No. 3. Quote:
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
No. 4. Quote:
"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'"
-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
No. 5. Quote:
So this is it. We're going to die.
No. 6. Quote:
You enjoy the company of other people.
No. 7. Quote:
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
No. 8. Quote:
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
No. 9. Quote:
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
No. 10. Quote:
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain
No. 11. Quote:
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
No. 12. Quote:
You will have a long and boring life.
No. 13. Quote:
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
No. 14. Quote:
The time is right to make new friends.
No. 15. Quote:
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
No. 16. Quote:
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
No. 17. Quote:
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
No. 18. Quote:
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
No. 19. Quote:
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
No. 20. Quote:
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
No. 21. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
No. 22. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 23. Quote:
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
No. 24. Quote:
You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holmes
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 351 Views, 25403 Search Bots | 457 Words Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
No. 1. Quote:
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson
No. 2. Quote:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
No. 3. Quote:
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
No. 4. Quote:
"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'"
-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
No. 5. Quote:
So this is it. We're going to die.
No. 6. Quote:
You enjoy the company of other people.
No. 7. Quote:
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
No. 8. Quote:
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
No. 9. Quote:
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
No. 10. Quote:
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain
No. 11. Quote:
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
No. 12. Quote:
You will have a long and boring life.
No. 13. Quote:
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
No. 14. Quote:
The time is right to make new friends.
No. 15. Quote:
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
No. 16. Quote:
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
No. 17. Quote:
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
No. 18. Quote:
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
No. 19. Quote:
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
No. 20. Quote:
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
No. 21. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
No. 22. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 23. Quote:
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
No. 24. Quote:
You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holmes
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