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No. 0. Quote:
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
No. 1. Quote:
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
No. 2. Quote:
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
No. 3. Quote:
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain
No. 4. Quote:
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
No. 5. Quote:
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
No. 6. Quote:
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
No. 7. Quote:
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
No. 8. Quote:
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
No. 9. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
No. 10. Quote:
You have been selected for a secret mission.
No. 11. Quote:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
No. 12. Quote:
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
No. 13. Quote:
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
No. 14. Quote:
Stay away from flying saucers today.
No. 15. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4
A: Go west, young man, go west!
Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
No. 16. Quote:
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
No. 17. Quote:
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
No. 18. Quote:
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
No. 19. Quote:
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 21. Quote:
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
No. 22. Quote:
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain
No. 23. Quote:
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
No. 24. Quote:
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 479 Views, 24769 Search Bots | 453 Words Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
No. 1. Quote:
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
No. 2. Quote:
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
No. 3. Quote:
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain
No. 4. Quote:
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
No. 5. Quote:
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
No. 6. Quote:
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
No. 7. Quote:
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
No. 8. Quote:
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
No. 9. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
No. 10. Quote:
You have been selected for a secret mission.
No. 11. Quote:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
No. 12. Quote:
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
No. 13. Quote:
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
No. 14. Quote:
Stay away from flying saucers today.
No. 15. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4
A: Go west, young man, go west!
Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
No. 16. Quote:
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
No. 17. Quote:
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
No. 18. Quote:
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
No. 19. Quote:
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
No. 20. Quote:
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
No. 21. Quote:
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
No. 22. Quote:
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain
No. 23. Quote:
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
No. 24. Quote:
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
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