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No. 0. Quote:
You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
No. 1. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
No. 2. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
No. 3. Quote:
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
No. 4. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
No. 5. Quote:
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
No. 6. Quote:
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
No. 7. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
No. 8. Quote:
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
No. 9. Quote:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
No. 10. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
No. 11. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.
No. 12. Quote:
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
No. 13. Quote:
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally
left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:.....
consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".
No. 14. Quote:
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
No. 15. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
No. 16. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.
No. 17. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.
No. 18. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
No. 19. Quote:
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
No. 20. Quote:
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
No. 21. Quote:
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
No. 22. Quote:
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to powerfail recovery.]
No. 23. Quote:
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to system overview.]
No. 24. Quote:
Stop! There was first a game of blindman's buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.
Tags: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | English | Home Page | Cateogry: Fortune Quotes | 438 Views, 26106 Search Bots | 514 Words You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
No. 1. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
No. 2. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
No. 3. Quote:
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
No. 4. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
No. 5. Quote:
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
No. 6. Quote:
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
No. 7. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
No. 8. Quote:
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
No. 9. Quote:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
No. 10. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
No. 11. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.
No. 12. Quote:
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
No. 13. Quote:
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally
left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:.....
consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".
No. 14. Quote:
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
No. 15. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
No. 16. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.
No. 17. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.
No. 18. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
No. 19. Quote:
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
No. 20. Quote:
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
No. 21. Quote:
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
No. 22. Quote:
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to powerfail recovery.]
No. 23. Quote:
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to system overview.]
No. 24. Quote:
Stop! There was first a game of blindman's buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.
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