441 - 名人名言 - 07-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-07-03-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.

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442 - 名人名言 - 06-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-06-03-2016_120002.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

No. 1. Quote:
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443 - 名人名言 - 05-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-05-03-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain

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444 - 当女生回复你 “我去洗澡” 的时候她们其实是在干嘛 - girls-taking-shower.txt

王小姐，北京

“如果你对一个女生足够了解，你就会知道她的正常一天会是什么样的。聪明的男生会知道女生在什么时候洗澡：有的大概是晚上十一点，有的也会是早上，所以如果在那个时间女生回复你她去洗澡了，那也许就真的去洗澡了 —— 当然有时候也会是中午，保不齐中午太热她想洗个澡。如果她没在这些时间说自己去洗澡了，那你还和她聊天干嘛？人家摆明不想理你。”
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445 - 名人名言 - 04-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-04-03-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

No. 1. Quote:
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446 - 名人名言 - 03-03-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-03-03-2016_120002.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

No. 1. Quote:
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447 - 名人名言 - 02-03-2016_120005 - fortune-quotes-02-03-2016_120005.txt

No. 0. Quote:
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain

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448 - 名人名言 - 01-03-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-01-03-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

No. 1. Quote:
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449 - 名人名言 - 29-02-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-29-02-2016_120002.txt

No. 0. Quote:
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

No. 1. Quote:
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
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450 - 名人名言 - 28-02-2016_120001 - fortune-quotes-28-02-2016_120001.txt

No. 0. Quote:
Save energy: be apathetic.

No. 1. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.
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451 - 名人名言 - 27-02-2016_120002 - fortune-quotes-27-02-2016_120002.txt

No. 0. Quote:
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

No. 1. Quote:
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
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