名人名言 - 14-02-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

No. 1. Quote:
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

No. 2. Quote:
You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

No. 3. Quote:
You will gain money by an illegal action.

No. 4. Quote:
Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

No. 5. Quote:
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

No. 6. Quote:
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

No. 7. Quote:
"I understand this is your first dead client," Sabian was saying. The
absurdity of the statement made me want to laugh but they don't call me
Deadpan Allie and lie.
-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"

No. 8. Quote:
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.

No. 9. Quote:
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

No. 10. Quote:
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"

No. 11. Quote:
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

No. 12. Quote:
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

No. 13. Quote:
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

No. 14. Quote:
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

No. 15. Quote:
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain

No. 16. Quote:
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.

No. 17. Quote:
The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with
commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God
over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the
angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because
she repented.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 18. Quote:
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare

No. 19. Quote:
There is a fly on your nose.

No. 20. Quote:
You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

No. 21. Quote:
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

No. 22. Quote:
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain

No. 23. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.

No. 24. Quote:
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.