Fortune Quotes - 27-02-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

No. 1. Quote:
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

No. 2. Quote:
You will be married within a year.

No. 3. Quote:
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.

No. 4. Quote:
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

No. 5. Quote:
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain

No. 6. Quote:
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

No. 7. Quote:
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.

No. 8. Quote:
You will have a long and boring life.

No. 9. Quote:
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.

No. 10. Quote:
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.

No. 11. Quote:
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

No. 12. Quote:
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

No. 13. Quote:
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess

No. 14. Quote:
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Mark Twain

No. 15. Quote:
You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

No. 16. Quote:
You will be successful in love.

No. 17. Quote:
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"

No. 18. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

No. 19. Quote:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.

No. 20. Quote:
Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

No. 21. Quote:
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

No. 22. Quote:
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

No. 23. Quote:
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

No. 24. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.