Fortune Quotes - 08-03-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 1. Quote:
Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.

No. 2. Quote:
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain

No. 3. Quote:
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

No. 4. Quote:
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

No. 5. Quote:
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

No. 6. Quote:
Don't get to bragging.

No. 7. Quote:
Condense soup, not books!

No. 8. Quote:
Your domestic life may be harmonious.

No. 9. Quote:
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"

No. 10. Quote:
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.

No. 11. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 12. Quote:
You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.

No. 13. Quote:
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Mark Twain

No. 14. Quote:
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

No. 15. Quote:
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

No. 16. Quote:
F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:
"Ernest, the rich are different from us."
Hemingway:
"Yes. They have more money."

No. 17. Quote:
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

No. 18. Quote:
You are capable of planning your future.

No. 19. Quote:
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

No. 20. Quote:
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

No. 21. Quote:
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but
the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they
have obtained from books of travel.
-- Mark Twain

No. 22. Quote:
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

No. 23. Quote:
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

No. 24. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.