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No. 0. Quote:
Avoid reality at all costs.
No. 1. Quote:
You will inherit millions of dollars.
No. 2. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
No. 3. Quote:
You are standing on my toes.
No. 4. Quote:
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
No. 5. Quote:
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
No. 6. Quote:
Long life is in store for you.
No. 7. Quote:
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
No. 8. Quote:
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
No. 9. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
No. 10. Quote:
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
No. 11. Quote:
For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
No. 12. Quote:
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
No. 13. Quote:
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
No. 14. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.
No. 15. Quote:
So you're back... about time...
No. 16. Quote:
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
No. 17. Quote:
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
No. 18. Quote:
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
No. 19. Quote:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
No. 20. Quote:
You look tired.
No. 21. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.
No. 22. Quote:
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
No. 23. Quote:
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
No. 24. Quote:
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
标签: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | 英文 | 主页 | 类别: 名人名言 | 353 次阅读, 25100 次搜索 | 357 个单词 Avoid reality at all costs.
No. 1. Quote:
You will inherit millions of dollars.
No. 2. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
No. 3. Quote:
You are standing on my toes.
No. 4. Quote:
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
No. 5. Quote:
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
No. 6. Quote:
Long life is in store for you.
No. 7. Quote:
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
No. 8. Quote:
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
No. 9. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
No. 10. Quote:
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
No. 11. Quote:
For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
No. 12. Quote:
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
No. 13. Quote:
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
No. 14. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.
No. 15. Quote:
So you're back... about time...
No. 16. Quote:
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
No. 17. Quote:
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
No. 18. Quote:
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
No. 19. Quote:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
No. 20. Quote:
You look tired.
No. 21. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.
No. 22. Quote:
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
No. 23. Quote:
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
No. 24. Quote:
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
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