名人名言 - 11-02-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...

No. 1. Quote:
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

No. 2. Quote:
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

No. 3. Quote:
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain

No. 4. Quote:
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

No. 5. Quote:
You will live to see your grandchildren.

No. 6. Quote:
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.

No. 7. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.

No. 8. Quote:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

No. 9. Quote:
Cold hands, no gloves.

No. 10. Quote:
You are always busy.

No. 11. Quote:
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.

No. 12. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

No. 13. Quote:
There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

No. 14. Quote:
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.

No. 15. Quote:
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain

No. 16. Quote:
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

No. 17. Quote:
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.

No. 18. Quote:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

No. 19. Quote:
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 20. Quote:
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.

No. 21. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.

No. 22. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13
A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?

No. 23. Quote:
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.

No. 24. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"