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No. 0. Quote:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
No. 1. Quote:
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
No. 2. Quote:
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
No. 3. Quote:
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
No. 4. Quote:
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
No. 5. Quote:
You will live to see your grandchildren.
No. 6. Quote:
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
No. 7. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
No. 8. Quote:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
No. 9. Quote:
Cold hands, no gloves.
No. 10. Quote:
You are always busy.
No. 11. Quote:
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
No. 12. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
No. 13. Quote:
There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
No. 14. Quote:
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
No. 15. Quote:
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
No. 16. Quote:
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
No. 18. Quote:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
No. 19. Quote:
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 20. Quote:
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
No. 21. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 22. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13
A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?
No. 23. Quote:
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
No. 24. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
标签: 名人名言, Quotes, Saying, Fortune, | 英文 | 主页 | 类别: 名人名言 | 444 次阅读, 27060 次搜索 | 408 个单词 Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
No. 1. Quote:
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
No. 2. Quote:
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
No. 3. Quote:
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
No. 4. Quote:
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
No. 5. Quote:
You will live to see your grandchildren.
No. 6. Quote:
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
No. 7. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
No. 8. Quote:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
No. 9. Quote:
Cold hands, no gloves.
No. 10. Quote:
You are always busy.
No. 11. Quote:
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
No. 12. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
No. 13. Quote:
There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
No. 14. Quote:
You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
No. 15. Quote:
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
No. 16. Quote:
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
No. 17. Quote:
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
No. 18. Quote:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
No. 19. Quote:
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
No. 20. Quote:
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
No. 21. Quote:
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
No. 22. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13
A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?
No. 23. Quote:
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
No. 24. Quote:
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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