名人名言 - 22-03-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

No. 1. Quote:
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

No. 2. Quote:
You will be run over by a beer truck.

No. 3. Quote:
Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until
drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowler

No. 4. Quote:
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

No. 5. Quote:
Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

No. 6. Quote:
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

No. 7. Quote:
You are going to have a new love affair.

No. 8. Quote:
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

No. 9. Quote:
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

No. 10. Quote:
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

No. 11. Quote:
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

No. 12. Quote:
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

No. 13. Quote:
You will forget that you ever knew me.

No. 14. Quote:
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

No. 15. Quote:
You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

No. 16. Quote:
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

No. 17. Quote:
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

No. 18. Quote:
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.

No. 19. Quote:
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
-- Bastian B. Bux

No. 20. Quote:
You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

No. 21. Quote:
Many pages make a thick book.

No. 22. Quote:
Long life is in store for you.

No. 23. Quote:
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

No. 24. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?