Fortune Quotes - 04-02-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!

No. 1. Quote:
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

No. 2. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?

No. 3. Quote:
You will be run over by a bus.

No. 4. Quote:
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

No. 5. Quote:
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

No. 6. Quote:
Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.

No. 7. Quote:
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.

No. 8. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

No. 9. Quote:
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.

No. 10. Quote:
Good day to let down old friends who need help.

No. 11. Quote:
I'll burn my books.
-- Christopher Marlowe

No. 12. Quote:
We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 13. Quote:
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

No. 14. Quote:
Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

No. 15. Quote:
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

No. 16. Quote:
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

No. 17. Quote:
Big book, big bore.
-- Callimachus

No. 18. Quote:
You will gain money by an immoral action.

No. 19. Quote:
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"

No. 20. Quote:
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

No. 21. Quote:
You are fairminded, just and loving.

No. 22. Quote:
You will be married within a year.

No. 23. Quote:
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.

No. 24. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?