Fortune Quotes - 19-03-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

No. 1. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.

No. 2. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 3. Quote:
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

No. 4. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

No. 5. Quote:
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

No. 6. Quote:
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

No. 7. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

No. 8. Quote:
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

No. 9. Quote:
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.

No. 10. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.

No. 11. Quote:
You have a truly strong individuality.

No. 12. Quote:
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

No. 13. Quote:
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally
left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:.....
consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".

No. 14. Quote:
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

No. 15. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

No. 16. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.

No. 17. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.

No. 18. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.

No. 19. Quote:
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

No. 20. Quote:
Be cautious in your daily affairs.

No. 21. Quote:
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

No. 22. Quote:
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to powerfail recovery.]

No. 23. Quote:
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to system overview.]


No. 24. Quote:
Stop! There was first a game of blindman's buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.