Fortune Quotes - 26-03-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
Blow it out your ear.

No. 1. Quote:
You will be married within a year.

No. 2. Quote:
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

No. 3. Quote:
It was all so different before everything changed.

No. 4. Quote:
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

No. 5. Quote:
ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

No. 6. Quote:
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

No. 7. Quote:
You teach best what you most need to learn.

No. 8. Quote:
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.

No. 9. Quote:
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

No. 10. Quote:
You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

No. 11. Quote:
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

No. 12. Quote:
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.

No. 13. Quote:
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

No. 14. Quote:
You will gain money by a fattening action.

No. 15. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

No. 16. Quote:
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

No. 17. Quote:
Is this really happening?

No. 18. Quote:
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

No. 19. Quote:
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.

No. 20. Quote:
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

No. 21. Quote:
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

No. 22. Quote:
Your supervisor is thinking about you.

No. 23. Quote:
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of people who have had to live.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 24. Quote:
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.