Fortune Quotes - 08-01-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

No. 1. Quote:
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.

No. 2. Quote:
Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

No. 3. Quote:
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

No. 4. Quote:
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.

No. 5. Quote:
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain

No. 6. Quote:
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

No. 7. Quote:
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 8. Quote:
Your step will soil many countries.

No. 9. Quote:
You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

No. 10. Quote:
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.

No. 11. Quote:
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

No. 12. Quote:
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain

No. 13. Quote:
You have no real enemies.

No. 14. Quote:
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.

No. 15. Quote:
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

No. 16. Quote:
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

No. 17. Quote:
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.

No. 18. Quote:
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

No. 19. Quote:
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

No. 20. Quote:
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

No. 21. Quote:
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 22. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.

No. 23. Quote:
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

No. 24. Quote:
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.