Fortune Quotes - 19-02-2016_120003

No. 0. Quote:
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 1. Quote:
You now have Asian Flu.

No. 2. Quote:
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

No. 3. Quote:
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

No. 4. Quote:
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

No. 5. Quote:
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

No. 6. Quote:
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!

No. 7. Quote:
Just to have it is enough.

No. 8. Quote:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.

No. 9. Quote:
You will engage in a profitable business activity.

No. 10. Quote:
You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."

No. 11. Quote:
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

No. 12. Quote:
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
-- Blaise Pascal

No. 13. Quote:
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.

No. 14. Quote:
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

No. 15. Quote:
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

No. 16. Quote:
The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain

No. 17. Quote:
You are fairminded, just and loving.

No. 18. Quote:
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

No. 19. Quote:
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson

No. 20. Quote:
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

No. 21. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.

No. 22. Quote:
Chicken Little only has to be right once.

No. 23. Quote:
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

No. 24. Quote:
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.