Fortune Quotes - 10-01-2016_120002

No. 0. Quote:
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

No. 1. Quote:
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

No. 2. Quote:
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

No. 3. Quote:
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

No. 4. Quote:
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.

No. 5. Quote:
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.

No. 6. Quote:
Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

No. 7. Quote:
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.

No. 8. Quote:
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

No. 9. Quote:
How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"

No. 10. Quote:
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

No. 11. Quote:
You are magnetic in your bearing.

No. 12. Quote:
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.

No. 13. Quote:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

No. 14. Quote:
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"

No. 15. Quote:
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.

No. 16. Quote:
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain

No. 17. Quote:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain

No. 18. Quote:
Are you a turtle?

No. 19. Quote:
But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

No. 20. Quote:
You are the only person to ever get this message.

No. 21. Quote:
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.

No. 22. Quote:
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

No. 23. Quote:
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

No. 24. Quote:
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.