Fortune Quotes - 27-01-2016_120003

No. 0. Quote:
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

No. 1. Quote:
Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

No. 2. Quote:
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

No. 3. Quote:
You have many friends and very few living enemies.

No. 4. Quote:
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

No. 5. Quote:
Are you a turtle?

No. 6. Quote:
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

No. 7. Quote:
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.

No. 8. Quote:
You have taken yourself too seriously.

No. 9. Quote:
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.

No. 10. Quote:
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

No. 11. Quote:
"What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What
is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark
squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the
little colored balls of cereal so as to see the bottom, and nearly spilling
them onto the table top. "Here it is!" He hauled out a little cream-colored,
glitter-sprinkled squid, three-inches long and made out of rubbery plastic.
-- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"

No. 12. Quote:
Your business will assume vast proportions.

No. 13. Quote:
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.

No. 14. Quote:
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

No. 15. Quote:
Save energy: be apathetic.

No. 16. Quote:
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

No. 17. Quote:
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

No. 18. Quote:
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

No. 19. Quote:
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.

No. 20. Quote:
Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.

No. 21. Quote:
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

No. 22. Quote:
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra

No. 23. Quote:
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

No. 24. Quote:
You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.