名人名言 - 02-03-2016_120005

No. 0. Quote:
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain

No. 1. Quote:
A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.

No. 2. Quote:
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

No. 3. Quote:
You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.

No. 4. Quote:
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

No. 5. Quote:
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

No. 6. Quote:
This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.

No. 7. Quote:
Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.

No. 8. Quote:
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

No. 9. Quote:
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

No. 10. Quote:
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

No. 11. Quote:
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

No. 12. Quote:
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.

No. 13. Quote:
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

No. 14. Quote:
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

No. 15. Quote:
Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

No. 16. Quote:
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

No. 17. Quote:
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.

No. 18. Quote:
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

No. 19. Quote:
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

No. 20. Quote:
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

No. 21. Quote:
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.

No. 22. Quote:
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

No. 23. Quote:
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

No. 24. Quote:
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain