名人名言 - 09-02-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

No. 1. Quote:
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

No. 2. Quote:
You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.

No. 3. Quote:
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.

No. 4. Quote:
A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively
cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I
would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentless
pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"

No. 5. Quote:
Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

No. 6. Quote:
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

No. 7. Quote:
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?

No. 8. Quote:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.

No. 9. Quote:
Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug
than an old bird of paradise.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 10. Quote:
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

No. 11. Quote:
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 12. Quote:
You are standing on my toes.

No. 13. Quote:
You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

No. 14. Quote:
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

No. 15. Quote:
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.

No. 16. Quote:
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

No. 17. Quote:
Break into jail and claim police brutality.

No. 18. Quote:
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain

No. 19. Quote:
Never reveal your best argument.

No. 20. Quote:
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
-- Bastian B. Bux

No. 21. Quote:
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne

No. 22. Quote:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

No. 23. Quote:
Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug
than an old bird of paradise.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 24. Quote:
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain