名人名言 - 04-03-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

No. 1. Quote:
I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

No. 2. Quote:
Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.
-- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1

Here is a letter, read it at your leisure.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to I/O system services.]

No. 3. Quote:
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare

No. 4. Quote:
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

No. 5. Quote:
Chess tonight.

No. 6. Quote:
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

No. 7. Quote:
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

No. 8. Quote:
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

No. 9. Quote:
Do not overtax your powers.

No. 10. Quote:
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.

No. 11. Quote:
Stop! There was first a game of blindman's buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.

No. 12. Quote:
The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with
commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God
over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the
angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because
she repented.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 13. Quote:
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

No. 14. Quote:
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

No. 15. Quote:
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

No. 16. Quote:
You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!

No. 17. Quote:
There was a phone call for you.

No. 18. Quote:
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain

No. 19. Quote:
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

No. 20. Quote:
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.

No. 21. Quote:
Condense soup, not books!

No. 22. Quote:
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!

No. 23. Quote:
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

No. 24. Quote:
A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively
cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I
would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentless
pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"