Fortune Quotes - 16-02-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.

No. 1. Quote:
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

No. 2. Quote:
Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

No. 3. Quote:
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

No. 4. Quote:
Your domestic life may be harmonious.

No. 5. Quote:
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

No. 6. Quote:
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.

No. 7. Quote:
You should go home.

No. 8. Quote:
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

No. 9. Quote:
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

No. 10. Quote:
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

No. 11. Quote:
You are magnetic in your bearing.

No. 12. Quote:
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

No. 13. Quote:
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

No. 14. Quote:
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

No. 15. Quote:
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.

No. 16. Quote:
You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

No. 17. Quote:
You are going to have a new love affair.

No. 18. Quote:
Is that really YOU that is reading this?

No. 19. Quote:
Avoid reality at all costs.

No. 20. Quote:
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

No. 21. Quote:
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

No. 22. Quote:
Just to have it is enough.

No. 23. Quote:
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!
-- Charles Dickens

No. 24. Quote:
I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"